A man got drunk and refused to leave the bar, so police came. After the man calmed down, an officer offered to drive the man and his bike home.
Good deal right? Except when they arrived at the home, the man’s wife was waiting for him and he had a change of heart.
“Once he saw her, [he] stated he did not want to go inside the house and would rather go to jail for detox,” the officer reported.
He got what he wanted.